Sardine Can Weekly Update Archive

March 6th, 2008 Weekly Update

Dear Lushes:

Thanks to all who attended our two-year Sardine "Canniversary".  Big turnout and everybody had a great time.  Boyd didn't make it cuz he was still out of town and since all the other staffers are TOO F*CKING LAZY TO TAKE PHOTOS  we don't have any photos from the bash. Boyd is back now, plans to take lots of photos this weekend and resume TAKING UP ALL THE F*CKING SLACK around here!!!  Count on lots of slutty photos next week on our web site.

All is not lost however.   If you tune into the Sardine Can website regularly to see photos of morally-challenged women degrading themselves for the sake of our camera - you are in luck. We have put together an entire photo gallery this week comprised entirely of the best cleavage shots we collected over the past year!!!  Check them out in this week's photo gallery at: http://www.thesardinecan.com/spgm/index.php

 

We also changed the photos of the week to represent our choices for the four best "sweater stretchers" of the year. Oh yeah, butt cleavage counts as cleavage.

 

Presidential Election

Our good friend Charger Chuck, an L.A. fireman, sent us the following analysis of the election which we totally dug.  Check it out at: http://www.aspentimes.com/article/2008198091324

 

Rebate checks from Uncle Sam 

This gem came from our bartender Led.  Or as we like to call him "Special Led": 

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer and hookers, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
 

Brett Favre Retires

The Iron Man is finally hanging up the cleats.  That guy will be 80 years old and still eat gravel and sh*t lightning.  Godspeed Brett.  We'll honor you as always with shots of "Brett Favre's Ballsweat" on Saturday nites.

 

Short but sweet this week.  

 

Later Lushes

 

Boyd & Chris

The Sardine Can